Black Man Rules of "Life"
patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

inkglamour:

cute ink girl

inkglamour:

cute ink girl

freshest-tittymilk:

jovenistheworst:

thedarkknightreblogs:

demonsee:

Coming Soon, Justice League 3000

This. Looks. Amazing!

I’m banking on Calvin Elder, John Fox, and the Batman from Pluto.

DC One Million’s ideas are too good to not be brought post-Flashpoint.

ughhh this better not be a cocktease… that flash is looking too mint

greeleys:

setphaserstolimp:

its-charlie-bradbury:

lexcanroar:

graduation 

finals

life

supernatural finale.

dfw-cub:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

I am gonna make it my personal mission to see these places some day.

Sometimes I wish I was younger so when I tell older girls I like them they can be like “Awww. How cute. Wanna touch my boobs?” Instead of “Ewwww I’m gonna call the cops, freak.”

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

ladymaxwell:

mulletsmakememoist:

never not reblog this ever

The one time Fox News does something okay.

coliemcbolie:

Sorry I didn’t do those songs for you.
I wanted to…
Then my dad announced that he wanted a divorce from my step mother.

Today is Father’s Day.
About a month and a half ago my cousin moved into our home.
She’s my age. She’s 21.
The week ago my dad announced his divorcement…today I find out from her and my step mom directly that he is leaving his marriage because he has feelings for her…the child that is my age.

Also he fucked her.
Happy fucking Father’s Day

People ask, Why do you hate people…